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You might be a Redneck if............

You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.

  1. League Average is 179, season high game scratch is 245.

  2. The league ended and a new season started. We came in first place.... by 2500 pins and 15 games.

  3. I am the Vice President now.

  4. In a Wednesday night league I bowl in, I had a 739 handicap series. What a night, I threw 22 strikes, two games I had 5 in a row.